You're a beautiful human being covered in snack crumbs and that's perfectly fine. Relate to our black kitty whose head got stuck in the chip bag again.
3.25" x 2.5" embroidered patch with merrowed edge and adhesive backing - like a really sticky sticker! Can also be ironed on or sewn for additional hold.
In order to reduce unnecessary packaging waste, our patches come loose with a sticker on the back giving the important details.